Bert Kreischer (born on November 3, 1972) is the American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcast host known for his larger-than-life personality, shirtless stage presence, and wild storytelling. Often dubbed “The Machine” after his infamous viral routine recounting a college trip to Russia, Bert has become one of comedy’s most recognisable and beloved figures. With a slew of Netflix specials, hit podcasts like 2 Bears 1 Cave, and his 2023 action-comedy film The Machine, Kreischer’s unfiltered humour and blue-collar charm have cemented him as a comedic force of nature.

Bert’s style is casual, irreverent, and comfort-first — think cargo shorts, baseball caps, and a perma-grin — but when it comes to sunglasses, he leans toward rugged utility with a touch of retro flair. He often sports aviator frames, polarised lenses, or sporty wraparounds, ideal for life on the road, on stage, or poolside with a drink in hand. Brands like Ray-Ban, Oakley, and Maui Jim align with his vibe — classic, unfussy, and built for real life. Whether he's podcasting, performing, or vacationing shirtless somewhere sunny, Bert’s eyewear adds just enough polish to his laid-back, comedic chaos.